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What people are saying about Doug
(to his face, not the stuff behind his back)

"I love your music" - Mom
"Fresh as Prine" - Some guy who sent me an email
"Better than the Zombie Strippers" - Larry & Billy's sister Adrena
"Reminds me of my brother in Oregon" - Mike C
"Your music has potential in todays market" - Spam email
"Woah dude you're awsome" - Some drunk playing darts
"Just like the radio" - A different drunk playing darts
"Do you know any Rodney Carrington?" - Mark
"I didn't know you played the guitar" - Karen
"Could you please write a song called F***in Darts?" - Jess
"Keep playing, my wife likes it" - Some guy from a band I was "opening" for
"I can sing harmony to City of New Orleans" - A toothless woman
"I made those people give me money for you - here's a dollar" - Old Man Jack
"Ah, thats sweet" - Some girl I wrote a song about
"I'm gonna be famous" - Shayla
"F***in Darts is the best song ever" - Dennis (Jess' dad)
"Are you stalking my daughter?" - Shayla's mother
"Where's the restroom?" - Still another drunk playing darts
"Life is beautiful" - Uncle Jeff
"People are our best asset" - A Former Employer
"LOL dude, IMHO you RTH" - Some guy on facebook
"Yes, I will" - Rose
"SWD (Say What Dude?)" - my response to Some guy on facebook
"Time flies and we got to walk" - A lazy dude
"hey remember me from school?" - some girl I did NOT remember from school
"Habibi" - Rose
"Can you teach me diaphragmatic singing?" - strangest pick up line I've ever heard



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